Looking Christmas Sale catalog
My cousin: You could actually buy four machine guns with a price of one accordion.
My uncle: But think about how many accordions you could get if you go to the accordion shop with a machine gun!
receiving 4557891034691 merry christmas!-text messages from friends, watching Simpsons marathon, drawing, eating, going outside with the dogs Listening my uncle playing old shitty accordion he bought from Estonia (20€!) And in the evening presents! But now I’m going to eat porridge. Merry Christmas!
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
thats-so-meme: iamsexy: Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still. omg yeah such a lotr rip off ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles In victorian London NO SHIT DIE Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back...